Sometimes you just have to chill out, and laugh at how serious things get about the Constitution. Below are my efforts at lightening things up………
Ode to the Originalist Restoration
Thomas Gorsuch, Barret and Kennedy
Said Roe is in need of a remedy
Then Dobbs came along
And like words to a song
Super precedence fell to Sam’s melody
Lament of Commerce Clause Capers
There once were the Federalist Papers
Anti-Federalists then got the vapors
We had Ten Fine Amendments
But Supreme Court descendants
Gave us plenty of commerce clause capers
Lament of Enumerated Powers’ Demise
Constitution was set at its founding
Civil War gave a two-fisted pounding
A new income tax
A Stock Market Crash
Yielded New Deals with powers “unbounding”
The Lurking Court Packers
Originalism is in much favor
Living Con Law is yesterday’s flavor
SCOTUS Six versus Three
Goad Progressives like Thee
To Pack Courts Multi-genders Could Savor
The Joys of Legislating From the Bench
Justice Douglas opined with penumbras
Emanations appeared like umbrellas
Gris-wold was a hoot
Throw Roe in to boot
While Obergefell pleased the gay fellas